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From: scottm@igor.tamri.com (Scott Mirer)
Subject: Oh What a Beautiful Starship
Message-ID: <1993Jun23.220057.26972@igor.tamri.com>
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Date: Wed, 23 Jun 93 22:00:57 GMT
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This has been lying around the in a seldom-visited directory for a while.
Vintage blather, for those of us who don't have any clue what ST:TNG means.
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Oh What a Beautiful Starship
[Kirk singing on the bridge of the Enterprise.....]
[To the tune of "Oh What A Beautiful Morning" from Oklahoma]
All the sounds of the bridge are like music.
All the sounds of the bridge are like music.
The crew is all busy, the ship's at warp 3,
And a little white pulsar is winking at me.
Chorus:
Oh what a beautiful starship,
Oh what a beautiful babe.
I've got a beautiful feeling
Everything's going my way.
There's a bright golden blaze on the Klingons.
There's a bright golden blaze on the Klingons.
Their ship is in flames and their engines are dead
And the alien we found waits for me in my bed!
(Chorus)
Mr. Sulu sets course for Triskelion.
Mr. Sulu sets course for Triskelion.
Spock tells him we've already been there before,
But Sulu says we've got to even the score!
(Chorus)
[Scotty takes over.....]
Ah, th' engines 'r purrin' like kittens.
Ah, th' engines 'r purrin' like kittens.
Th' phasers 'r charged an' th' ready lights glow,
An' th' photon torpedos 'r ready to go.
(Chorus)
[Spock chimes in, a bit stiffly.....]
The transporter is 100% functional.
The transporter is 100% functional.
The problem is fixed, it is quite plain to see,
And I've cross-circuited from A over to B.
(Chorus)
[Now, Bones steps to the front.....]
I'm a doctor, I'm not a mechanic.
I'm a doctor, I'm not a mechanic.
I've got tubes of colored gel next to the door,
But I really have no idea what they are for.
(Chorus)
[Finally, everybody sings together.....]
We're seeking new civilizations.
We're seeking new civilizations.
New worlds and new peoples are what we adore,
Boldly going where no man has gone before!
(Chorus)
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[Someday somebody should really write a musical in this vein.....]
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Scott Mirer [scottm@tamri.com]
"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and
knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful." --Samuel Johnson